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(715) 743-4030


W5711 Poertner Rd,
Neillsville, WI 54456

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Schoen Plumbing & Heating, Neillsville, Wisconsin. 95 likes | 1 was here. Plumbing, Soil & Water Testing, Septic System Installation, Furnace. .

With the game on the line and the ball in your court go with the plumbing and heating provider you can trust! Go with Schoen Plumbing & Heating!

The Parrot and Plumber A plumber is called to the house of a cute little old lady. He spies a doberman sitting in the kitchen drooling and growling under his breath, and a parrot whistling contentedly next to him on his perch. . Half-way through the job, the little old lady tells him she’s going to the grocery store. His back to the doberman, he begins to sweat. Then he asks the little old lady if he’ll be safe while she’s away. The old lady smiles sweetly and says: “Oh yes! Poopsie is so sweet. He wouldn’t hurt a fly. He’s a good doggie.” Then the old lady adds: “Oh. but whatever you do, don’t say anything to the parrot!” Relieved, the plumber resumes his work. After the little old lady leaves, the parrot star, ts making a horrible racket. He makes insults, and calls the plumber names. The plumber cannot even concentrate on his work. Losing his temper completely, the plumber glares at the bird and screams: “Shut up, you feathered fruitcake!”, and goes back to the sink. The bird is stunned silent. A few seconds later, the parrot squawks: “Sick him, Poopsie!”

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Somebody broke into the police station and stole the only toilet in the joint. Right now the cops are anxious to find the perp but in the mean time they have nothing to go on.

Them service technicians are professionals, just call them the pros. They were very helpful, kind, and smart!

Very knowledgeable and hardworking team, on the ball, professional & pleasant to deal with!.

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Offering Plumbing & Heating services to Neillsville, Black River Falls and surrounding neighborhoods.

(715) 743-4030

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